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That's not a limitation, it's the point — seven dark colorways: black, forest, maroon, heather navy, heather forest, team purple and true royal. Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3719 unisex fleece pullover hoodie — the soft, well-cut staple hoodie, not the boxy blank the league hands out in a bag. Direct-to-garment printed, so the design feels like part of the hoodie. It's the one you'll wear to the rink in September and to everything else the rest of the year. Captains: at this price it's the one you can actually put on all eighteen of them, and the penalty box is a joke every single one of them is personally implicated in. Made to order and printed in about 3–7 business days before it ships. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and skip ironing directly on the print. Two minutes. 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