{"product_id":"certified-coffee-snob-retro-ectote","title":"Coffee Snob Tote, Certified Coffee Snob Tote, Funny Coffee Lover Tote — Certified Coffee Snob Eco Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people drink coffee. You have opinions about it — the grind, the bloom, the pour, the roast date on the bag — and you've earned the title. This canvas tote wears \"coffee snob\" the way it was meant to be worn: certified, and not sorry. A bold retro lockup stacks a small spaced \"Certified\" over an oversized \"Coffee Snob,\" with a hand-drawn moka pot underneath and the dry little tagline \"life's too short for bad coffee,\" all inked in warm espresso brown. The moka pot is the credential — the difference between an inside joke for real specialty-coffee people and another pun bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's made on a sturdy EC8000 organic-cotton canvas tote with reinforced handles and a roomy main compartment — an everyday carry with room for beans, a travel mug, a laptop and the farmers-market haul.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShown in natural Oyster canvas, one roomy size. Machine washable: wash cold inside-out and hang to dry; don't iron directly on the print. Made to order in about 3–7 business days. Exactly what to hand the home barista who already owns every gadget — or the coffee-obsessed friend who didn't know they needed it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Canvono","offers":[{"title":"Oyster \/ One size","offer_id":50242577957107,"sku":"I020-A2-ectote-Oyster-One-size","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/0982\/4499\/files\/eco-tote-bag-oyster-front-6a78c0fff12a1.jpg?v=1786298839","url":"https:\/\/canvono.com\/products\/certified-coffee-snob-retro-ectote","provider":"Canvono","version":"1.0","type":"link"}