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The club-card design is printed crisp and flat in an earthy forest-green, rust and warm-sepia palette, chosen to read beautifully on warm sand and light fabric. Available in four light colors, sizes S–5XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's the plant-lover gift that always lands — the one a friend grabs because \"this is literally you,\" for the plant mom whose home is more greenhouse than living room, around a birthday, Mother's Day, or the holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order and printed just for you, so each piece arrives fresh (production typically 3–7 business days; shipping varies by location). Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCertified crazy plant lady. 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