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No line of it is funny on its own — the joke is the interruption, which is a joke you can only make if you have actually stood behind the desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the Gildan 18000 heavy-blend crewneck: substantial, warm, ribbed at the cuffs and waist, and built for a room that is always three degrees too cold. Direct-to-garment printed in three archival inks — ink black, oxblood stamp red and faded indigo — with no buff fill anywhere, so the fabric itself becomes the card. Offered in six paper shades — white, ash, sport grey, light blue, sand and carolina blue — because a catalogue card was never white, and this one shouldn't be either.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is the one that lives on the back of her chair from October onward, and it is the joke the whole staff room is already inside of — which is why it lands when the mug and the rainbow tote have not. Buy it for the librarian who noticed your book was three weeks late and never once mentioned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order and printed in about 3–7 business days before it ships. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and skip ironing directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe'll say no more.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Canvono","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49927543488755,"sku":"I052-A2-crew-White-S","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49927543521523,"sku":"I052-A2-crew-White-M","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49927543554291,"sku":"I052-A2-crew-White-L","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49927543587059,"sku":"I052-A2-crew-White-XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49927543619827,"sku":"I052-A2-crew-White-2XL","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49927543652595,"sku":"I052-A2-crew-White-3XL","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 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