{"product_id":"it-has-been-4-minutes-dog-dad-crewneck","title":"It Has Been 4 Minutes Crewneck","description":"\u003cp\u003eHe ran down to the basement for the laundry. Before the dryer door even opened, the messages had started arriving. This dog dad sweatshirt keeps the receipts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDOG sends three messages, each on its own rounded card stacked down the chest, each signed with the same happy cartoon dog-face avatar: where are you, then hello?, then it has been 4 minutes. Heavy capitals for the sender, bold lowercase for the rising panic, and nothing else on the cards at all, no app, no clock, no phone frame. The whole story lands in about two seconds.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarm and easy for the quick trips out that somehow always feel like a week to someone waiting at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Christmas gift from the dog, wrapped by the partner who knows exactly who sent those texts, a Father's Day pick from the kids, or a laugh for the friend whose dog stares at the door until he is back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe is on his way. The dog has been informed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Canvono","offers":[{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":67791266349299,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Royal-S","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":67791266382067,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Royal-M","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":67791266414835,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Royal-L","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":67791266447603,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Royal-XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":67791266480371,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Royal-2XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":67791266513139,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Royal-3XL","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67791266545907,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Black-S","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67791266578675,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Black-M","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67791266611443,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Black-L","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67791266644211,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Black-XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67791266676979,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Black-2XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67791266709747,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Black-3XL","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67791266742515,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Black-4XL","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67791266775283,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Black-5XL","price":57.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":67791266808051,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Navy-S","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":67791266840819,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Navy-M","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":67791266873587,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Navy-L","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67791266906355,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Navy-XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67791266939123,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Navy-2XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67791266971891,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Navy-3XL","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":67791267004659,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Navy-4XL","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":67791267037427,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Navy-5XL","price":57.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ S","offer_id":67791267070195,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Indigo-Blue-S","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ M","offer_id":67791267102963,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Indigo-Blue-M","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ L","offer_id":67791267135731,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Indigo-Blue-L","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ XL","offer_id":67791267168499,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Indigo-Blue-XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":67791267201267,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Indigo-Blue-2XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":67791267234035,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Indigo-Blue-3XL","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":67791267266803,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Forest-Green-S","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":67791267299571,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Forest-Green-M","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":67791267332339,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Forest-Green-L","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":67791267365107,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Forest-Green-XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":67791267397875,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Forest-Green-2XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":67791267430643,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Forest-Green-3XL","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":67791267463411,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Forest-Green-4XL","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":67791267496179,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Forest-Green-5XL","price":57.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":67791267528947,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Maroon-S","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":67791267561715,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Maroon-M","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":67791267594483,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Maroon-L","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":67791267627251,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Maroon-XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":67791267660019,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Maroon-2XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":67791267692787,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Dark-Heather-S","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":67791267725555,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Dark-Heather-M","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":67791267758323,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Dark-Heather-L","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":67791267791091,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Dark-Heather-XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":67791267823859,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Dark-Heather-2XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":67791267856627,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Dark-Heather-3XL","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":67791267889395,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Dark-Heather-4XL","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":67791267922163,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Dark-Heather-5XL","price":57.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":67791267954931,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Charcoal-S","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":67791267987699,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Charcoal-M","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":67791268020467,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Charcoal-L","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":67791268053235,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Charcoal-XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":67791268086003,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Charcoal-2XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":67791268118771,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Charcoal-3XL","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":67791268151539,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Charcoal-4XL","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 5XL","offer_id":67791268184307,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Charcoal-5XL","price":57.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":67791268217075,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Dark-Chocolate-S","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":67791268249843,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Dark-Chocolate-M","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":67791268282611,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Dark-Chocolate-L","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":67791268315379,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Dark-Chocolate-XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":67791268348147,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Dark-Chocolate-2XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":67791268380915,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Dark-Chocolate-3XL","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 4XL","offer_id":67791268413683,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Dark-Chocolate-4XL","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 5XL","offer_id":67791268446451,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Dark-Chocolate-5XL","price":57.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":67791268479219,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Graphite-Heather-S","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":67791268511987,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Graphite-Heather-M","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":67791268544755,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Graphite-Heather-L","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":67791268577523,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Graphite-Heather-XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":67791268610291,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Graphite-Heather-2XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":67791268643059,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Graphite-Heather-3XL","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":67791268675827,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Graphite-Heather-4XL","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":67791268708595,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Graphite-Heather-5XL","price":57.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":67791268741363,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Military-Green-S","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":67791268774131,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Military-Green-M","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":67791268806899,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Military-Green-L","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":67791268839667,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Military-Green-XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":67791268872435,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Military-Green-2XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":67791268905203,"sku":"I069-A4-crew-Military-Green-3XL","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/0982\/4499\/files\/unisex-crew-neck-sweatshirt-royal-front-6ad6289e153ce.jpg?v=1792420232","url":"https:\/\/canvono.com\/products\/it-has-been-4-minutes-dog-dad-crewneck","provider":"Canvono","version":"1.0","type":"link"}