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It reads like the golden age of the hobby, in the hobby's own ink; on a sand or grey crew the bare fabric between the marks becomes the newsprint, which is what makes it land as an ad. Printed on a cosy, true-to-size Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck and available in 4 colours across the sand and heather-grey range, sizes S–5XL. Perfect for cold-morning hunts and club nights when a tee won't cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA rare easy win for anyone who's ever stared blankly at a detectorist's Christmas list. It's the hobby's own inside joke, so the giver doesn't need to get it — just to know that they will. Made for dads, grandads, club regulars and newly-retired treasure hunters. Ideal for Father's Day, Christmas, birthdays, and the retirement that so often starts the whole obsession.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach crewneck is made to order and printed just for you, so allow roughly 3–7 business days for production before it ships; delivery time then varies by location. Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHappy hunting — the finds are out there. 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