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The garment itself does the rest: on a cream or natural tee the bare fabric between the marks becomes the newsprint, which is what makes it land as an ad. Printed on a soft, true-to-size Bella+Canvas unisex staple tee and available in 11 colours across the cream, white, tan and heather-grey range, sizes XS–5XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA rare easy win for anyone who's ever stared blankly at a detectorist's Christmas list. It's the hobby's own inside joke, so the giver doesn't need to get it — just to know that they will. Made for dads, grandads, club regulars and newly-retired treasure hunters alike. Father's Day, Christmas, birthdays, and the retirement that so often starts the whole obsession.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach tee is made to order and printed just for you, so allow roughly 3–7 business days for production before it ships; delivery time then varies by location. Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHappy hunting — the finds are out there. 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