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Offered across six warm country shades — sand, soft blues, heather grey and white — chosen so the vintage palette stays cozy and premium.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKnow someone whose therapist has feathers? This is the funny gift that actually lands — for the flock-obsessed mom, the homestead dad, or the friend who'd rather be at the coop. Ideal for chilly-morning chores, birthdays, and the holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order and printed in about 3–7 business days before it ships. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and skip ironing directly on the print. 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