{"product_id":"reef-tank-nothing-good-happens-fast-aquarium-sweatshirt","title":"Reef Tank Sweatshirt, Saltwater Aquarium Reef Keeper Crew — Nothing Good Happens Fast","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery reef tank ships with the same fine print, and this is it. Stamped like a spec plate riveted to the sump stand: volume four figures and climbing, uptime continuous, last alk swing — recent. And the one line every keeper learns the hard way, set largest across the bottom: \u003cstrong\u003enothing good happens fast.\u003c\/strong\u003e If you've ever waited eight months for a colony to encrust, you didn't buy this sweatshirt — you qualified for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck — a heavyweight, medium-soft fleece with a classic roomy fit, ribbed cuffs and collar that keep their shape. The blueprint-white plate and technical lettering read crisp and bold on dark fabric, with a reef-cyan header rule and one signal-amber value where the tank keeps you honest. Available in \u003cstrong\u003e8 colors\u003c\/strong\u003e, from true black through navy, forest green, and heathered greys.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe one you reach for on a water-change morning, or wear to the frag swap when it's finally cold enough — a tank-anniversary gift for the reefer who measures success in years, a build-completion marker, or a quiet flag for a fellow keeper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order and printed just for you, so it's produced fresh (typically 3–7 business days) before it ships. Shipping times vary by location. Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStamped like the manual. Earned like the years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e---\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Canvono","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49941081424115,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Black-S","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49941081456883,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Black-M","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49941081489651,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Black-L","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49941081522419,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Black-XL","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49941081555187,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Black-2XL","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49941081587955,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Black-3XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":49941081620723,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Black-4XL","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":49941081653491,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Black-5XL","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49941081686259,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Navy-S","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49941081719027,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Navy-M","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49941081751795,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Navy-L","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49941081784563,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Navy-XL","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49941081817331,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Navy-2XL","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49941081850099,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Navy-3XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":49941081882867,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Navy-4XL","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":49941081915635,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Navy-5XL","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":49941081948403,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Forest-Green-S","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":49941081981171,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Forest-Green-M","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":49941082013939,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Forest-Green-L","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":49941082046707,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Forest-Green-XL","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":49941082079475,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Forest-Green-2XL","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":49941082112243,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Forest-Green-3XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":49941082145011,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Forest-Green-4XL","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":49941082177779,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Forest-Green-5XL","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":49941082210547,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Charcoal-S","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":49941082243315,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Charcoal-M","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":49941082276083,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Charcoal-L","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":49941082308851,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Charcoal-XL","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":49941082341619,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Charcoal-2XL","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":49941082374387,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Charcoal-3XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":49941082407155,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Charcoal-4XL","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 5XL","offer_id":49941082439923,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Charcoal-5XL","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49941082472691,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Dark-Heather-S","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49941082505459,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Dark-Heather-M","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49941082538227,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Dark-Heather-L","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49941082570995,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Dark-Heather-XL","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49941082603763,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Dark-Heather-2XL","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49941082636531,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Dark-Heather-3XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":49941082669299,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Dark-Heather-4XL","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":49941082702067,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Dark-Heather-5XL","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":49941082734835,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Royal-S","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":49941082767603,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Royal-M","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":49941082800371,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Royal-L","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":49941082833139,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Royal-XL","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":49941082865907,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Royal-2XL","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":49941082898675,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Royal-3XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ S","offer_id":49941082931443,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Indigo-Blue-S","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ M","offer_id":49941082964211,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Indigo-Blue-M","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ L","offer_id":49941082996979,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Indigo-Blue-L","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49941083029747,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Indigo-Blue-XL","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49941083062515,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Indigo-Blue-2XL","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49941083095283,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Indigo-Blue-3XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":49941083128051,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Graphite-Heather-S","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":49941083160819,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Graphite-Heather-M","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":49941083193587,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Graphite-Heather-L","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49941083226355,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Graphite-Heather-XL","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49941083259123,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Graphite-Heather-2XL","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49941083291891,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Graphite-Heather-3XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":49941083324659,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Graphite-Heather-4XL","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":49941083357427,"sku":"I061-A3-crew-Graphite-Heather-5XL","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/0982\/4499\/files\/unisex-crew-neck-sweatshirt-black-front-6a5ce8fa1cb64.jpg?v=1784474183","url":"https:\/\/canvono.com\/products\/reef-tank-nothing-good-happens-fast-aquarium-sweatshirt","provider":"Canvono","version":"1.0","type":"link"}