{"product_id":"talk-dirt-to-me-gardening-crew","title":"Funny Gardening Sweatshirt, Talk Dirt To Me Crewneck, Vegetable Garden Gift — Vintage Gardener Pun Crew","description":"\u003cp\u003eCool-morning gardeners, this one's for you. The \u003cstrong\u003eTalk Dirt To Me crewneck\u003c\/strong\u003e wears the old garden joke in warm aged-letterpress lettering — a bold \u003cstrong\u003eTALK DIRT TO ME\u003c\/strong\u003e wordmark, a crossed trowel-and-seedling, and a \u003cstrong\u003eGROW YOUR OWN\u003c\/strong\u003e ribbon underneath — so it lands the laugh while still looking like a designed brand piece, not a novelty print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's printed on a Gildan 18000 heavy-blend crewneck — thick, warm, and built for early starts and shoulder-season chores. Direct-to-garment printed so the vintage lettering settles into the fleece instead of sitting on top. Offered in five warm, catalog-paper shades — sand, white, ash, sport grey, and pale blue — that let the garment read like old seed-packet stock.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA warm, funny gift for the gardener in your life at birthdays, the holidays, or retirement — and a proud self-gift for the raised-bed devotee who's out there at dawn with a coffee and a trowel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order and printed in about 3–7 business days before it ships; shipping time varies by location. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and don't iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGrow your own. Wear it proud.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Canvono","offers":[{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":49890808987891,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Sand-S","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":49890809020659,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Sand-M","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":49890809053427,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Sand-L","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":49890809086195,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Sand-XL","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":49890809118963,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Sand-2XL","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":49890809151731,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Sand-3XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49890809184499,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-White-S","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49890809217267,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-White-M","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49890809250035,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-White-L","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49890809282803,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-White-XL","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49890809315571,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-White-2XL","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49890809348339,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-White-3XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":49890809381107,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-White-4XL","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":49890809413875,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-White-5XL","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":49890809446643,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Ash-S","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":49890809479411,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Ash-M","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":49890809512179,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Ash-L","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":49890809544947,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Ash-XL","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":49890809577715,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Ash-2XL","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":49890809610483,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Ash-3XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 4XL","offer_id":49890809643251,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Ash-4XL","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 5XL","offer_id":49890809676019,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Ash-5XL","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49890809708787,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Sport-Grey-S","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49890809741555,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Sport-Grey-M","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49890809774323,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Sport-Grey-L","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49890809807091,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Sport-Grey-XL","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49890809839859,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Sport-Grey-2XL","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49890809872627,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Sport-Grey-3XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":49890809905395,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Sport-Grey-4XL","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":49890809938163,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Sport-Grey-5XL","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49890809970931,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Light-Blue-S","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49890810003699,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Light-Blue-M","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49890810036467,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Light-Blue-L","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49890810069235,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Light-Blue-XL","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49890810102003,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Light-Blue-2XL","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49890810134771,"sku":"I034-A2-crew-Light-Blue-3XL","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/0982\/4499\/files\/unisex-crew-neck-sweatshirt-sand-front-6a4f9fa112d67.jpg?v=1783603352","url":"https:\/\/canvono.com\/products\/talk-dirt-to-me-gardening-crew","provider":"Canvono","version":"1.0","type":"link"}