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And one long band of oxidised-copper cloud drifting across in front of the lens — the only cool green shape on the plate, so it is the first thing the eye finds, exactly as it is the first thing you see when you look up. No comic font. No wink. Set with the gravity of a 17th-century atlas and delivered flat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the Gildan 18000 heavy-blend crewneck: thick, warm and structured, with ribbed cuffs and a waistband that hold their shape. Which is the point — the joke happens outdoors, at night, in the cold, and this is the layer you are actually standing in when it does. Direct-to-garment printed in aged parchment, antique gold and verdigris. Offered in eight dark shades — navy, black, maroon, dark chocolate, forest green and more — and the near-black navy is the best ground this plate has: a cool green cloud against a true midnight sky.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnly one kind of person finds this funny, and they will find it very funny. Which makes it the rare astronomy gift that proves the giver was paying attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order and printed in about 3–7 business days before it ships. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and skip ironing directly on the print. Clear skies. 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