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And one long band of oxidised-copper cloud drifting across in front of the lens — the only cool green shape on the plate, so it is the first thing your eye finds. There is no comic font and no wink. It is set with the gravity of a 17th-century atlas, and the punchline is delivered flat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex staple tee: soft, true to size, broken in from the first wear. Direct-to-garment printed in aged parchment, antique gold and verdigris, so the plate sits in the fabric rather than on top of it. Offered in thirteen dark shades — black, navy, vintage black, heather midnight navy, maroon and more — because a cool green cloud against a true night ground is exactly where this lands hardest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnly one kind of person finds this funny, and they will find it very funny. 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