There is no agenda. There are no minutes. There is a group chat that has been going since 2015, a commissioner nobody elected, and one night a year when all eleven of you sit in the same room and pretend this is a serious institution. This shirt takes that position entirely seriously.
DRAFT NIGHT, in small gold departmental capitals, laurel sprigs on either side. ANNUAL MEETING, full width, in a heavy condensed block serif. A single hairline rule. And then, without a word of explanation: OF THE SAME ELEVEN IDIOTS.
It is typeset like a genuine club notice, in two inks — aged cream and antique gold — on a heavy chalk-and-brass sportsbook plate. No cartoon football. No punchline face. The formality does all the work, and every person at that table gets it in about two seconds.
Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex staple tee: soft, true to size, broken in from the first wear. Direct-to-garment printed so the plate sits in the fabric rather than on top of it. Offered in thirteen dark shades — oxblood black, maroon, forest, navy, black and more — the warm-ink-on-dark convention this league already dresses by.
The line says idiots, not guys, because the league has a woman in it who is currently beating you.
Made to order and printed in about 3–7 business days before it ships. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and do not iron directly on the print. Attendance is mandatory.
