Certified Gym Rat Hoodie, Funny Lifting Hoodie, No Days Off — Vintage Athletic Gym Gift
Certified Gym Rat Hoodie, Funny Lifting Hoodie, No Days Off — Vintage Athletic Gym Gift
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Description
Some people go to the gym. You live there. This funny vintage-athletic hoodie makes it official: Certified Gym Rat, established on no days off — the in-joke every real lifter gets and everyone else just doesn't. It's for the one who treats the squat rack like a second home and wants a hoodie that looks like a genuine athletic-department brand, not lazy meathead clip art. It's printed on a Bella+Canvas 3719 unisex fleece pullover hoodie: soft brushed fleece, true-to-size, cozy from the first wear. The distressed varsity wordmark and gold weight-plate mark are printed crisp and flat in a cream-and-gold vintage-athletic palette, chosen to pop bright on dark fabric. Offered in seven colours — Black, Forest, Maroon, Heather Navy, Heather Forest, Team Purple, True Royal. It's the gym gift that always lands — for the training partner, the gym bro who never misses, the lifter in the family, or yourself, around a birthday, the holidays, a new-year cut, or just because. Made to order and printed just for you, so each piece arrives fresh (production typically 3–7 business days; shipping varies by location). Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron directly on the print. Certified gym rat. Est. no days off.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 34-37 |
| M | 28 | 38-41 |
| L | 29 | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 | 50-53 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
- Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
- Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
- White drawstrings on every color
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
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