Some people have a hobby. You have a problem, and you made peace with it a long time ago. CRATE DIGGER — MORE RECORDS THAN SHELF. It is not a boast and it is not a joke; it is just the plain fact of the situation, set on your chest like the stamp on the back of a sleeve. If you know, you know.
The art is a record-shop rubber stamp: CRATE DIGGER struck in bold letterspaced cream across the chest, a single flat vinyl record beneath it with an ochre centre label and cream grooves, and MORE RECORDS THAN SHELF set small below like a control label — the whole thing framed top and bottom with thin cream rules like a hi-fi faceplate. Every mark is original — no band, no label, no borrowed cover art, and a centre label deliberately left blank.
Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, this crate digger shirt is soft, true to size, and broken in from the first wear. Direct-to-garment printed in two flat retro inks — warm cream and ochre gold — so the design sits in the fabric rather than on top of it. Offered in thirteen dark shades — black, navy, oxblood, brown, forest, maroon, olive and more — every one chosen because cream and ochre read warm against it.
It is also the gift that cannot be a duplicate: the one record nobody already owns.
Made to order and printed in about 3–7 business days before it ships. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and skip ironing directly on the print.
More records than shelf. It was never going to be any other way.
