Funny Gardening Hoodie, Talk Dirt To Me Hoodie, Vegetable Garden Gift — Vintage Gardener Pun Hoodie
Funny Gardening Hoodie, Talk Dirt To Me Hoodie, Vegetable Garden Gift — Vintage Gardener Pun Hoodie
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Description
Every gardener has heard it, and every gardener grins the same way. This Talk Dirt To Me hoodie wears the old joke the way the hobby actually looks — a bold hand-lettered TALK DIRT TO ME wordmark in warm aged-letterpress serif, a little crossed trowel-and-seedling underneath, and a GROW YOUR OWN ribbon to close it out. It's cheeky, but it's charming — a designed piece, not a novelty print. It's printed on a Bella+Canvas 3719 unisex fleece pullover hoodie: soft brushed fleece, true-to-size, cozy from the first wear. Direct-to-garment printed, so the design feels like part of the hoodie. Offered in three colours — White, Athletic Heather, Lilac. A dead-easy laugh for the gardener in your life at birthdays, Mother's or Father's Day, or the first warm week of planting season — and a proud, wear-it-to-the-market self-gift for the one who lives in their raised beds. Made to order and printed in about 3–7 business days before it ships; shipping time varies by location. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and don't iron directly on the print. Grow your own. Wear it proud.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 34-37 |
| M | 28 | 38-41 |
| L | 29 | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 | 50-53 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
- Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
- Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
- White drawstrings on every color
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
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