Cool-morning gardeners, this one's for you. The Talk Dirt To Me crewneck wears the old garden joke in warm aged-letterpress lettering — a bold TALK DIRT TO ME wordmark, a crossed trowel-and-seedling, and a GROW YOUR OWN ribbon underneath — so it lands the laugh while still looking like a designed brand piece, not a novelty print.
It's printed on a Gildan 18000 heavy-blend crewneck — thick, warm, and built for early starts and shoulder-season chores. Direct-to-garment printed so the vintage lettering settles into the fleece instead of sitting on top. Offered in five warm, catalog-paper shades — sand, white, ash, sport grey, and pale blue — that let the garment read like old seed-packet stock.
A warm, funny gift for the gardener in your life at birthdays, the holidays, or retirement — and a proud self-gift for the raised-bed devotee who's out there at dawn with a coffee and a trowel.
Made to order and printed in about 3–7 business days before it ships; shipping time varies by location. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and don't iron directly on the print.
