No scraps, no begging, nothing from the table. He laid down the rule himself the day the puppy came home, and he has broken it at every meal since. This dog dad tote bag carries the evidence.
WE DON'T FEED HIM FROM THE TABLE. is set across the front in two lines of heavy block capitals, as deadpan as a house rule should be. Below it, at table height, the truth comes out: an arm reaches from under the tablecloth and a hand passes one fry to a happy cartoon pup sitting very politely, mouth wide open, tail wagging hard enough to leave motion lines. Four inks and thick outlines, flat and bold, so the joke reads from across the market.
Long shoulder handles and a roomy interior, with space for the groceries, the leash and the treats he swears are only for training.
A gift from the dog for Father's Day or Christmas, a knowing pick from the partner who has watched this happen at every dinner, or a housewarming laugh for the friend whose new puppy already has him trained.
The dog always knows which chair to sit beside.
