From The Table Hoodie

Description

The rule is on the fridge. The dog has never read it, and neither, apparently, has he. This funny dog dad hoodie is for the man who announces the policy at breakfast and quietly slips the dog a fry by dinner.

WE DON'T FEED HIM FROM THE TABLE. sits across the chest in two heavy lines of block capitals. Below it, the evidence: an arm reaching out from under the tablecloth, a fry held just so, and a happy cartoon pup with its mouth wide open and its tail wagging hard. Four inks, thick outlines, flat and bold.

Soft and warm, with a hood for the evening walk after dinner.

A gift from the dog for Christmas or Father's Day, a birthday pick from the partner who keeps catching him at it, or a welcome present for a new dog dad still pretending there are rules.

The dog is not complaining.

Sizing

Regular Unisex FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
S	27	34-37
M	28	38-41
L	29	42-45
XL	30	46-49
2XL	31	50-53

Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
White drawstrings on every color

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning