It Has Been 4 Minutes Hoodie
It Has Been 4 Minutes Hoodie
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Description
He ducked out to pick up the pizza. Standing on the sidewalk while they boxed it, he checked his phone and found three unread messages from home. This funny dog dad hoodie shares them with everyone.
Three rounded message cards stack down the front, each from DOG, each with a round cartoon dog-face avatar grinning beside the name. The messages climb from where are you to hello? to the deadpan it has been 4 minutes, set in bold lowercase under heavy capitals. No app name, no timestamps, no phone, just a dog who has decided four minutes is plenty.
Soft and cozy with a hood, made for evening errands and the walk back to a very excited welcome.
A gift from the dog for Christmas morning, a Father's Day hoodie from the kids, or a birthday laugh for the friend who cannot leave the house without a status update from his dog.
Seen at 4 minutes. Home at 5.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 34-37 |
| M | 28 | 38-41 |
| L | 29 | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 | 50-53 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
- Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
- Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
- White drawstrings on every color
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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