There used to be a chair in this house that belonged to Dad. Then the dog found it, and the matter was settled without a vote. This funny dog dad shirt makes the correction official.
DAD'S CHAIR runs across the chest in heavy block capitals. DAD'S has been struck out with one thick marker stroke, and DOG'S is scrawled above it in loose marker lettering, underlined for emphasis, the way a household edits its own rules. Lying on the word CHAIR, belly-up with all four paws in the air and tongue out, is the new owner: a happy cartoon mutt, completely at home. Flat and bold in three inks with thick outlines, it reads in two seconds from across the room.
A soft everyday tee for the couch he no longer controls.
It is the gift from the dog that writes itself: Christmas morning, Father's Day, or the new puppy owner who is about to lose his seat for good. Everyone in the house will know exactly who it is about.
He can have the floor. The dog insists.
