Coffee is the one thing he still gets to himself. The chair went to the dog years ago, along with the good blanket and most of the bed, and he has made his peace with the floor. This funny dog dad mug keeps the record straight at breakfast.
DAD'S CHAIR sits across the mug in heavy block capitals, and the house has already overruled it: DAD'S is struck out with one thick marker stroke, and DOG'S is scrawled above it in loose marker lettering, underlined so the edit is final. The culprit lies belly-up on the word CHAIR, all four paws in the air, eyes shut and tongue out, entirely at home. Three inks and thick outlines, flat and bold.
The design wraps both sides, so it reads whichever way he picks it up.
Make it a gift from the dog on Christmas morning or Father's Day, a stocking stuffer from the partner who has watched this happen for years, or a welcome present for the friend whose new puppy already owns the couch.
The dog got the chair. He kept the mug.
