Always The Glutes Hoodie
Always The Glutes Hoodie
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Description
Every clinic has the patient who is sure it is the knee. Then the lower back. By the fourth visit, the hip. The physical therapist has known since the first squat test. This physical therapy hoodie saves everybody three appointments.
The verdict sits up top in two rows of tall, heavy capitals: IT'S ALWAYS THE GLUTES. Below it is the case file. Four grumpy little patients stand in a line with their complaints: a knee pressing an ice pack to itself, a stack of lumbar vertebrae wrapped in a bandage, a hip that is mostly pelvis and an ankle strapped into a brace. Every one of them is pointing at the real culprit in the middle, a smug cartoon peach in a sweatband with its arms folded and its side-eye fully engaged. Thick outlines, flat fills and not a word of small type.
Soft and cozy with a hood for the coldest walk in from the parking lot.
It makes a great gift for the PT, PTA or DPT student in your life: the new graduate who just passed boards, the home-health PT who spends half the day between driveways, or the whole clinic for October's PT Month.
Three sets of ten. Every day. Yes, really.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 34-37 |
| M | 28 | 38-41 |
| L | 29 | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 | 50-53 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
- Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
- Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
- White drawstrings on every color
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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