The bag does the commute whether or not you do. Laptop, charger, the notebook you will not open, and a cup balanced on top for the ten minutes you intend to be in the building.
The artwork is that arrangement issued as a card. A rounded pass sits centred on the front panel, COFFEE BADGING LOYALTY CARD along the top in heavy sans, then a row of ten stamp slots. Nine of them hold a coffee cup. The tenth holds a small house. Underneath, BADGE IN, GRAB A COFFEE, BADGE OUT. Flat solid ink, thick even outlines, no app, no logo, nothing lifted from anyone's lobby.
Long shoulder handles and a roomy interior, so it carries the laptop and the pretence at the same time.
It lands well on the colleague who worked the system out first, a partner who has heard the badge story more than once, or the December team exchange where nobody has to explain the joke. Most people buy the first one for themselves and the second one as a gift.
Nine more and the house is yours.
