Professional Yarn Hoarder Crewneck

Description

The title is accurate and the pride is real. This crewneck wears "professional YARN HOARDER, and proud of it" in bold rounded vintage type across the chest, flanked by a tiny row of yarn balls, because the badge needs accessories. It's the sweatshirt for the crocheter who has a dedicated yarn system, a fully stocked craft room, and absolutely zero regrets about any of it.

Warm, substantial, and built for long crochet sessions, offered in a range of soft, light tones.

Gifters: this is the one. For the crocheter who has mentioned the yarn haul at least twice this month, for the holiday basket, for the "I didn't know what to get her but I knew it had to be yarn-related" moment.

Sizing

Relaxed Classic FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the sweatshirt to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
S	27	38-41
M	28	42-45
L	29	46-49
XL	30	50-53
2XL	31	54-57
3XL	32	58-61
4XL	33	62-65
5XL	34	66-69

Between sizes? Pick the smaller size for a trimmer fit.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend. Sturdy and warm (8 oz/yd²)
Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant feel
1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Quarter-turned, so no crease down the middle

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning