Smut Reader Society Hoodie

Description

The Society has standards. Late nights you'll never apologize for, strong opinions about fictional men, a TBR pile with no bottom: membership is earned, and you earned it. This hoodie makes it official: a dark-academia heraldic crest with SMUT READER SOCIETY arched overhead in fine serif, crossed daggers and a single rose at its heart, and the seal of confirmation on the ribbon below, MEMBER IN GOOD STANDING. It's the iykyk flex rendered as a coat of arms: clever, a little spicy, never crude.

Soft and cozy with a hood for the reading chair after midnight.

For romantasy readers, spicy-book devotees, and anyone who knows exactly what they're reading and wouldn't change a word.

The book-club gift that says I see you without a single word of explanation.

Sizing

Regular Unisex FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
S	27	34-37
M	28	38-41
L	29	42-45
XL	30	46-49
2XL	31	50-53

Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
White drawstrings on every color

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning