"I floss every day." She says nothing. She writes it in the chart. This formal engraved crest, a single molar at its center, a slim probe crossing behind, DENTAL HYGIENE SOCIETY arched above and a banner reading YES, WE CAN TELL, delivers the whole joke with a completely straight face.
The design wraps both sides, so it reads the same whichever hand picks it up, through the operatory coffee between patients.
The piece an office buys together for Dental Hygienists Week, and the gift a friend gives where the wink is the present. Great for birthdays or the holidays.
