He said it would be a quick lap around the block. Fifty-eight minutes later he was back, two blocks covered, and the dog had personally inspected every hedge, lamppost and blade of grass on the route. This funny dog dad shirt logs the whole outing like the workout it definitely was.
The design is a recap card with the joke in the numbers. SNIFFARI runs across the top in heavy condensed capitals beside a happy cartoon mutt with its nose buried in a grass tuft, tail up, eyes shut in total concentration. Below it, set as big as headlines, the stats: 58 MIN and 0.2 MI. No app, no rings, no small print, just one rounded card and four flat inks that read from across the street.
A soft everyday tee for the slow laps around the block.
A gift from the dog for Christmas or Father's Day, a pick from the partner who has waited at the door for an hour after a two-block walk, or a birthday laugh for the friend who counts the dog walk as cardio.
Personal best: every single blade of grass.
