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It Has Been 4 Minutes Tee

It Has Been 4 Minutes Tee

Regular price $31.99
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Color
Color: Black
Size
Size: XS
Quantity
Description

He stepped outside to grab the mail. By the time he reached the end of the front path, his phone had lit up three times, all from the same sender. This dog dad shirt is the whole conversation, word for word.

Three rounded message cards stack down the chest, each with a round cartoon dog-face avatar, tongue out, and the sender DOG in heavy capitals above the message. They escalate the way only a dog can: where are you, then hello?, then the deadpan finish, it has been 4 minutes. No app, no timestamps, no phone frame, just the texts, set in bold lowercase big enough to read from across the yard.

A soft everyday tee for the mail run, the coffee run and every other trip that apparently took forever.

A gift from the dog, delivered by the partner who reads the texts over his shoulder, a Father's Day laugh from the kids, or a birthday pick for the friend whose dog meets him at the door like he has been gone a year.

Four minutes. He was gone four minutes.

Sizing
Regular FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the shirt to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

SizeLengthChest
XS2731-34
S2834-37
M2938-41
L3042-45
XL3146-49
2XL3250-53
3XL3354-57
4XL3458-61
5XL3562-65

Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for a relaxed fit.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

  • Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton (heather shades blend in polyester)
  • Soft, lightweight jersey with a little stretch and a natural drape (4.2 oz/yd²)
  • Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Tear-away tag, so no itchy label at the neck
  • It's a light tee, so lighter colors can be slightly see-through
Fabric weight
LightweightHeavyweight
Softness
SoftExtra soft

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
  • Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
  • No fabric softener
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
  • Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
  • No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns

Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.

Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.

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