It Has Been 4 Minutes Crewneck
It Has Been 4 Minutes Crewneck
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Description
He ran down to the basement for the laundry. Before the dryer door even opened, the messages had started arriving. This dog dad sweatshirt keeps the receipts.
DOG sends three messages, each on its own rounded card stacked down the chest, each signed with the same happy cartoon dog-face avatar: where are you, then hello?, then it has been 4 minutes. Heavy capitals for the sender, bold lowercase for the rising panic, and nothing else on the cards at all, no app, no clock, no phone frame. The whole story lands in about two seconds.
Warm and easy for the quick trips out that somehow always feel like a week to someone waiting at home.
A Christmas gift from the dog, wrapped by the partner who knows exactly who sent those texts, a Father's Day pick from the kids, or a laugh for the friend whose dog stares at the door until he is back.
He is on his way. The dog has been informed.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the sweatshirt to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 38-41 |
| M | 28 | 42-45 |
| L | 29 | 46-49 |
| XL | 30 | 50-53 |
| 2XL | 31 | 54-57 |
| 3XL | 32 | 58-61 |
| 4XL | 33 | 62-65 |
| 5XL | 34 | 66-69 |
Between sizes? Pick the smaller size for a trimmer fit.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend. Sturdy and warm (8 oz/yd²)
- Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant feel
- 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
- Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Quarter-turned, so no crease down the middle
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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