Every rider has done the math at some point, usually late at night with a parts catalog open and the banking app firmly closed. This funny motorcycle sweatshirt puts the answer where everyone can see it, so you never have to explain it again.
WHERE MY MONEY GOES sits in heavy block capitals over a bold pie chart that tells the whole story. One enormous slice says MOTORCYCLE, a respectable one says GEAR, a thin one says GAS, and a sliver so small you have to squint gets its FOOD label parked outside the pie on a little leader line. Flat cartoon linework and clean modern type, no numbers and no legend, because the proportions already say it all.
A warm layer for early fuel stops and chilly evenings spent tinkering in the garage.
It is a gift that teases with love: for the partner who has seen the bank statements, the dad who rides every weekend, or the riding buddy with another box from the parts shop on the porch. Father's Day, birthdays and Christmas are all covered.
For every rider who knows exactly where it all went, and would spend it the same way again.
