The plan was a quick loop before breakfast. The dog had other plans, and every lamppost, fence post and patch of lawn on the street got a full investigation. Nearly an hour later the two of them made it home, having covered roughly the length of the driveway. This dog dad sweatshirt keeps the official record.
The design logs the outing like a workout recap. SNIFFARI sits across the top in heavy condensed capitals, next to a happy cartoon mutt with its nose deep in a grass tuft and its tail straight up. Underneath, as big as headlines, the stats that tell the whole story: 58 MIN and 0.2 MI. One rounded card, four flat inks, no app and no small print.
Warm for the early walks when the grass is still wet.
Wrap it as a gift from the dog at Christmas, hand it over on Father's Day, or give it to the friend whose dog treats every walk like a crime scene.
Pace: glacial. Morale: excellent.
