Always The Glutes Tote
Always The Glutes Tote
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Description
The patient arrives with the knee brace, the ice pack and an article they found online about the lower back. The physical therapist arrives with one conclusion, and it fits in a single sentence. This physical therapy tote bag carries it from clinic to car to gym and back again.
The verdict sits up top in two rows of tall, heavy capitals: IT'S ALWAYS THE GLUTES. Below it is the case file. Four grumpy little patients stand in a line with their complaints: a knee pressing an ice pack to itself, a stack of lumbar vertebrae wrapped in a bandage, a hip that is mostly pelvis and an ankle strapped into a brace. Every one of them is pointing at the real culprit in the middle, a smug cartoon peach in a sweatband with its arms folded and its side-eye fully engaged. Thick outlines, flat fills and not a word of small type.
Long shoulder handles and a roomy interior, with space for a laptop, lunch and the bands you keep meaning to hand out.
It makes a great gift for the PT, PTA or DPT student in your life: the student heading out on clinical rotations, the home-health PT who lives out of a bag, or the whole team for October's PT Month.
Chest up. Glutes on. Carry on.
Dimensions
Roomy enough for groceries, books, and everything in between, with a wide flat bottom that stands on its own.
- Height16″
- Width14.5″
- Depth5″
- Strap length24.5″
- Strap width1″
- Weight limit30 lbs (13.6 kg)
- CompartmentOne open main compartment
Material & Care
Material
- 100% certified organic cotton, 3/1 twill
- Sturdy, heavyweight canvas feel (8 oz/yd²)
- Certified: GOTS and OCS organic cotton, OEKO-TEX Standard 100, PETA-Approved Vegan
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Iron on low heat inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No bleach
- No fabric softener
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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