The standup starts in four minutes, and the most senior attendee is already in position: curled on the warm laptop, one paw on the trackpad, eyes closed. It has no calendar, no deliverables, and the highest approval rating in the company.
The artwork is its profile card, filled in the way a real one would be. A wide round avatar holds one flat cat face in clean vector shapes with thick even outlines, pointed ears up and expression entirely unbothered. A presence dot sits on the rim, because it is never marked away. CHIEF NAP OFFICER runs beside it at full title weight, and beneath the header two rows give the whole record: SLEEPS ON THE KEYBOARD, then JOINS EVERY CALL UNINVITED. No app, no logo, nothing borrowed from anyone's workspace.
The design wraps both sides, so it reads whichever way you pick it up.
It goes to the coworker whose cat walks through every call, the partner who lost the keyboard years ago, or the cat owner who has been using the job title so long it sounds official. Bought for yourself first, then for the desk opposite.
Meetings may run over. The nap will not.
