Deploy On Friday Hoodie

Description

Every developer alive knows the rule. Every developer alive has broken it. This hoodie doesn't explain the joke. It stages it, as an 80s system dialog that has appeared on your chest and is waiting for an answer: DEPLOY ON FRIDAY? with exactly two buttons underneath, YES and ALSO YES. There is no No. That's the whole gag, and it lands in about two seconds.

The dialog sits crisp and flat, drawn to glow like an old terminal.

It's also the one gift that reliably lands on this person: for the partner who never knows what to get an engineer, for the colleague whose name you drew in the December Secret Santa, for the new CS grad who just shipped to production for the first time.

Ship it Friday. We're not your manager.

Sizing

Regular Unisex FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
S	27	34-37
M	28	38-41
L	29	42-45
XL	30	46-49
2XL	31	50-53

Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
White drawstrings on every color

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning