Broke Muddy Happy Crewneck

Description

Broke. Muddy. Happy. Winter is when all three are at their most literal, and the crewneck is what you're wearing while it happens. This vintage horse sweatshirt states the case in engraved serif: BARN LIFE tracked out at the top, an English snaffle bit and laurel ruling a line beneath it, BROKE · MUDDY · HAPPY spanning the chest in an oversized antique-plate serif, and in a small italic underneath, the part nobody learns from: STILL BUYING MORE HAY.

The honest, heavyweight barn sweatshirt, thick enough for a 6am feed and built to be lived in rather than admired, with warm ink chosen to sit on deep fabric, offered in a range of deep tack-room shades.

Riders wear a crewneck more than anything else they own, which makes this the gift that actually gets used, from the barn friend who knows exactly what the joke costs, or from the partner who has been paying for the hay and would like some credit.

Broke, muddy, happy. Still buying more hay.

Sizing

Relaxed Classic FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the sweatshirt to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
S	27	38-41
M	28	42-45
L	29	46-49
XL	30	50-53
2XL	31	54-57
3XL	32	58-61
4XL	33	62-65
5XL	34	66-69

Between sizes? Pick the smaller size for a trimmer fit.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend. Sturdy and warm (8 oz/yd²)
Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant feel
1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Quarter-turned, so no crease down the middle

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning