Broke Muddy Happy Crewneck
Broke Muddy Happy Crewneck
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Description
Broke. Muddy. Happy. Winter is when all three are at their most literal, and the crewneck is what you're wearing while it happens. This vintage horse sweatshirt states the case in engraved serif: BARN LIFE tracked out at the top, an English snaffle bit and laurel ruling a line beneath it, BROKE · MUDDY · HAPPY spanning the chest in an oversized antique-plate serif, and in a small italic underneath, the part nobody learns from: STILL BUYING MORE HAY.
The honest, heavyweight barn sweatshirt, thick enough for a 6am feed and built to be lived in rather than admired, with warm ink chosen to sit on deep fabric, offered in a range of deep tack-room shades.
Riders wear a crewneck more than anything else they own, which makes this the gift that actually gets used, from the barn friend who knows exactly what the joke costs, or from the partner who has been paying for the hay and would like some credit.
Broke, muddy, happy. Still buying more hay.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the sweatshirt to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 38-41 |
| M | 28 | 42-45 |
| L | 29 | 46-49 |
| XL | 30 | 50-53 |
| 2XL | 31 | 54-57 |
| 3XL | 32 | 58-61 |
| 4XL | 33 | 62-65 |
| 5XL | 34 | 66-69 |
Between sizes? Pick the smaller size for a trimmer fit.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend. Sturdy and warm (8 oz/yd²)
- Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant feel
- 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
- Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Quarter-turned, so no crease down the middle
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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