Broke. Muddy. Happy. In that order, and you'd sign up again tomorrow. This hoodie puts the whole arithmetic of barn life on the record: BARN LIFE tracked out small at the top, an engraved English snaffle bit and laurel ruling a line beneath it, then BROKE · MUDDY · HAPPY in an oversized serif that spans the chest, and underneath, in small italic, the admission that nothing has been learned: STILL BUYING MORE HAY. The joke is blunt; the setting is not. It's engraved like an antique club plate rather than drawn in a comic font, which is why it reads as a good-looking hoodie to everyone who doesn't ride and as a confession to everyone who does.
Soft and cozy with a hood for cold barn mornings.
It is the easiest gift in the barn. Barn friends buy this for each other; so does the partner who has been quietly paying the board bill and has opinions about the hay.
Broke, muddy, happy. Still buying more hay.
