Certified Coffee Snob Crewneck

Description

Some people drink coffee. You study it: the grind, the bloom, the pour, the roast date on the bag, and you have earned the title. This funny coffee crewneck wears "coffee snob" the way it was meant to be worn: certified, and not sorry. A bold retro lockup stacks a small spaced "Certified" over an oversized "Coffee Snob," with a hand-drawn moka pot underneath and the dry little tagline "life's too short for bad coffee." The moka pot is the credential, the difference between an inside joke for real specialty-coffee people and another pun shirt.

Cozy and soft, made for slow pour-over mornings and cold-brew afternoons.

It's the gift the coffee-obsessed friend didn't know they needed, and exactly right for the home barista who already owns every gadget.

Life's too short for bad coffee.

Sizing

Relaxed Classic FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the sweatshirt to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
S	27	38-41
M	28	42-45
L	29	46-49
XL	30	50-53
2XL	31	54-57
3XL	32	58-61
4XL	33	62-65
5XL	34	66-69

Between sizes? Pick the smaller size for a trimmer fit.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend. Sturdy and warm (8 oz/yd²)
Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant feel
1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Quarter-turned, so no crease down the middle

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning