Certified Coffee Snob Tee

Description

Some people drink coffee. You have opinions about it: the grind, the bloom, the pour, the roast date on the bag, and you have earned the title. This funny coffee tee wears "coffee snob" the way it was meant to be worn: certified, and not sorry. A bold retro lockup stacks a small spaced "Certified" over an oversized "Coffee Snob," with a hand-drawn moka pot underneath and the dry little tagline "life's too short for bad coffee." The moka pot is the credential, the difference between an inside joke for real specialty-coffee people and another pun shirt.

Soft, easygoing and broken in from the first wear, offered in a range of warm vintage shades.

It's the thing the coffee-obsessed friend didn't know they needed, and exactly what to hand the home barista who already owns every gadget.

Life's too short for bad coffee.

Sizing

Regular FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the shirt to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
XS	27	31-34
S	28	34-37
M	29	38-41
L	30	42-45
XL	31	46-49
2XL	32	50-53
3XL	33	54-57
4XL	34	58-61
5XL	35	62-65

Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for a relaxed fit.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton (heather shades blend in polyester)
Soft, lightweight jersey with a little stretch and a natural drape (4.2 oz/yd²)
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Tear-away tag, so no itchy label at the neck
It's a light tee, so lighter colors can be slightly see-through

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning