Murder Shows & Comfy Clothes Tee
Murder Shows & Comfy Clothes Tee
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Description
Some nights the only plan is a documentary you've already half-solved, the comfiest thing you own, and a blanket you're not leaving. MURDER SHOWS & COMFY CLOTHES says it out loud, drawn as a cozy 1970s living-room still life, a glowing retro TV with a little magnifier clue, a folded blanket, and a steaming mug, so it reads like a warm vintage genre graphic instead of a plain slogan tee. It's the wearable "true crime and chill" uniform your group chat will recognize the second you walk in.
The graphic is crisp and flat, made to glow on dark fabric, offered in a range of deep, dark shades.
It's the self-gift for the superfan who's logged a thousand hours of podcasts, and the present that always lands for the murder-docs-obsessed friend, sister, or mom who texts you theories at midnight.
Grab the blanket. Press play.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the shirt to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62-65 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for a relaxed fit.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton (heather shades blend in polyester)
- Soft, lightweight jersey with a little stretch and a natural drape (4.2 oz/yd²)
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away tag, so no itchy label at the neck
- It's a light tee, so lighter colors can be slightly see-through
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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