Every remote worker has a door, and every household treats it as a suggestion. The camera goes on, the meeting starts, and four minutes later someone is standing in the doorway with a question about dinner. This is the sign the house actually needed, and you can wear it to the call.
The artwork is a do-not-disturb status blown up to full size. A giant flat pill spans the chest with a status dot at its left and ON A CALL set inside it in heavy condensed capitals. A muted bell sits centred beneath, and under that come two house rules in plain sentence case: Do not come in. Do not ask what's for dinner. Three flat spot inks, clean vector shapes, no app, no logo, nothing borrowed from anyone's screen.
Soft and easy, made for the long stretch between the first call and the last.
It lands on the colleague who has been interrupted mid-sentence on camera more times than anyone can count, the partner working from the kitchen table, or the friend who has taped a real sign to a real door. Most people buy the first one for themselves.
The first rule is policy. The second one is personal.
