Smut Reader Society Crewneck
Smut Reader Society Crewneck
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Description
The Society has standards, and the cozy season is when membership shows. Late nights with a fictional man you'd ruin your life over, a TBR pile that mocks you, strong opinions you will defend to the death: earned, every one. This crewneck makes it official, a dark academia heraldic crest with SMUT READER SOCIETY arched overhead in fine serif, crossed daggers and a single rose at its heart, and the seal of confirmation on the ribbon below: MEMBER IN GOOD STANDING. The iykyk flex rendered as a coat of arms: clever, a little spicy, never crude.
Warm, weighty, and made for the reading session that runs until 3am, offered in a range of deep, moody shades that make the linework glow.
For romantasy readers, spicy-book devotees, and anyone who knows exactly what they're reading and wouldn't change a word. The book-club gift the right reader understands the moment they unwrap it.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the sweatshirt to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 38-41 |
| M | 28 | 42-45 |
| L | 29 | 46-49 |
| XL | 30 | 50-53 |
| 2XL | 31 | 54-57 |
| 3XL | 32 | 58-61 |
| 4XL | 33 | 62-65 |
| 5XL | 34 | 66-69 |
Between sizes? Pick the smaller size for a trimmer fit.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend. Sturdy and warm (8 oz/yd²)
- Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant feel
- 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
- Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Quarter-turned, so no crease down the middle
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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