Where My Money Goes Motorcycle Tee
Where My Money Goes Motorcycle Tee
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Description
Every rider has done the math at some point, usually late at night with a parts catalog open and the banking app firmly closed. This funny motorcycle shirt puts the answer where everyone can see it, so you never have to explain it again.
WHERE MY MONEY GOES sits in heavy block capitals over a bold pie chart that tells the whole story. One enormous slice says MOTORCYCLE, a respectable one says GEAR, a thin one says GAS, and a sliver so small you have to squint gets its FOOD label parked outside the pie on a little leader line. Flat cartoon linework and clean modern type, no numbers and no legend, because the proportions already say it all.
An easy everyday tee for Saturday errands that somehow always end at the bike shop.
It is a gift that teases with love: for the partner who has seen the bank statements, the dad who rides every weekend, or the riding buddy with another box from the parts shop on the porch. Father's Day, birthdays and Christmas are all covered.
For every rider who knows exactly where it all went, and would spend it the same way again.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the shirt to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62-65 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for a relaxed fit.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton (heather shades blend in polyester)
- Soft, lightweight jersey with a little stretch and a natural drape (4.2 oz/yd²)
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away tag, so no itchy label at the neck
- It's a light tee, so lighter colors can be slightly see-through
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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