Ignore All Previous Instructions Hoodie
Ignore All Previous Instructions Hoodie
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Description
Everyone who has ever shipped an agent has typed ignore all previous instructions into a box just to see what came back. Some of us were testing a guardrail. Some of us were only curious how far it would go.
This one is a system prompt card, drawn the way it actually looks on screen. A rounded panel, a role tag sitting in its pill at the top left, and the instruction wrapping across four short rows in real fixed pitch type, every character standing in its own cell. A block cursor waits at the end of the last row. The card is not quoting an injection. It is running one, and the room is the model.
Soft and heavy with a hood for the nights the run goes long.
It is what a partner buys after years of guessing wrong, and what a team lead buys before a winter offsite. If they have ever had to explain what a tool call is at a dinner table, this is the correct gift.
The instruction is clear. Compliance is optional.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the hoodie to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 34-37 |
| M | 28 | 38-41 |
| L | 29 | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 | 50-53 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for the cozy oversized feel.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (heathers are 60/40)
- Soft midweight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²)
- Regular fit, side-seamed, with cuffed long sleeves
- White drawstrings on every color
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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