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Ignore All Previous Instructions Tee

Ignore All Previous Instructions Tee

Regular price $31.99
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Color
Color: Black
Size
Size: XS
Quantity
Description

Everyone who has ever shipped an agent has typed ignore all previous instructions into a box just to see what came back. Some of us were testing a guardrail. Some of us were only curious how far it would go.

This one is a system prompt card, drawn the way it actually looks on screen. A rounded panel, a role tag sitting in its pill at the top left, and the instruction wrapping across four short rows in real fixed pitch type, every character standing in its own cell. A block cursor waits at the end of the last row. The card is not quoting an injection. It is running one, and the room is the model.

The range runs dark on purpose. A console card belongs on a dark surface, and so does this one.

It is what a partner buys after years of guessing wrong, and what a team lead buys nine of the week before a conference. If they have ever had to explain what a tool call is at a dinner table, this is the correct gift.

The instruction is clear. Compliance is optional.

Sizing
Regular FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the shirt to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

SizeLengthChest
XS2731-34
S2834-37
M2938-41
L3042-45
XL3146-49
2XL3250-53
3XL3354-57
4XL3458-61
5XL3562-65

Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for a relaxed fit.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

  • Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton (heather shades blend in polyester)
  • Soft, lightweight jersey with a little stretch and a natural drape (4.2 oz/yd²)
  • Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Tear-away tag, so no itchy label at the neck
  • It's a light tee, so lighter colors can be slightly see-through
Fabric weight
LightweightHeavyweight
Softness
SoftExtra soft

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
  • Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
  • No fabric softener
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
  • Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
  • No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns

Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.

Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.

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