You write one prompt, hit go, and the only honest thing left to do is get out of the way. Four hundred tool calls later it is either done or it is not, and standing over it does not make it faster. This Let The Agents Cook crewneck is for the stretch in between.
The artwork is the status toast itself, the card that slides in while a job runs: a flat chef's hat at the left, LET THE AGENTS COOK across the middle with three typing dots trailing after it, and the recipe set underneath in two readable rows. One prompt, four hundred tool calls, walk away. Three flat inks, drawn generic, no logos and no company names.
Heavy enough for the afternoon that turns into an evening, with room to push the sleeves up when the run finally lands.
Keep it for your own long-running afternoon, or get it for the engineer in your life who kicks off a job and then genuinely goes and cooks something.
The pot does not need stirring. That is the whole point.
