Let The Agents Cook Tee
Let The Agents Cook Tee
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Description
You write one prompt, hit go, and the only honest thing left to do is get out of the way. Four hundred tool calls later it is either done or it is not, and standing over it does not make it faster. This Let The Agents Cook tee is for the stretch in between.
The artwork is the status toast itself, the card that slides in while a job runs: a flat chef's hat at the left, LET THE AGENTS COOK across the middle with three typing dots trailing after it, and the recipe set underneath in two readable rows. One prompt, four hundred tool calls, walk away. Three flat inks, drawn generic, no logos and no company names.
The range runs light on purpose, so the lettering reads from across the room.
Keep it for your own Monday, or get it for the engineer in your life who kicks off a run and then genuinely goes and cooks something.
The pot does not need stirring. That is the whole point.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the shirt to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62-65 |
Between sizes? Pick the bigger size for a relaxed fit.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton (heather shades blend in polyester)
- Soft, lightweight jersey with a little stretch and a natural drape (4.2 oz/yd²)
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away tag, so no itchy label at the neck
- It's a light tee, so lighter colors can be slightly see-through
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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