Smiled The Whole Ride Motorcycle Crewneck
Smiled The Whole Ride Motorcycle Crewneck
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Description
Every rider knows the grin that shows up somewhere around the first good bend of the morning and is still there when the kickstand goes down. It lasts the whole ride, and the proof usually stays behind in your teeth. This funny motorcycle sweatshirt tells that story in one look.
SMILED THE WHOLE RIDE. sits in heavy block capitals above a big cartoon rider in a modern open-face helmet and wraparound sunglasses, grinning ear to ear, with two flies stuck to the front teeth. The words play it perfectly straight and the drawing delivers the punchline. Bold flat cartoon linework and thick clean outlines, nothing vintage, and no brand marks on the helmet.
Warm and soft for cool early starts, before the road has had a chance to warm up.
It is a great gift for the rider who always comes home grinning: the partner who checks the weather before breakfast, the dad who rides every weekend, or the riding buddy who never takes the short way back. Father's Day, birthdays and Christmas are all covered.
For everyone who has ever picked a bug out of their teeth and called it a good day.
Sizing
Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the sweatshirt to end.
Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 38-41 |
| M | 28 | 42-45 |
| L | 29 | 46-49 |
| XL | 30 | 50-53 |
| 2XL | 31 | 54-57 |
| 3XL | 32 | 58-61 |
| 4XL | 33 | 62-65 |
| 5XL | 34 | 66-69 |
Between sizes? Pick the smaller size for a trimmer fit.
* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.
Material & Care
Material
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend. Sturdy and warm (8 oz/yd²)
- Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant feel
- 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
- Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Quarter-turned, so no crease down the middle
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
- Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- No fabric softener
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
- Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
- No dry cleaning
Shipping & Returns
Made to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 days in transit with tracking.
Damaged, flawed, or wrong? Replaced free within 30 days, nothing to send back.
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