From The Table Crewneck

Description

Ask the family who made the no-scraps rule and they will all point at him. Ask who breaks it and they will point at him again. This funny dog dad sweatshirt settles both questions at once.

WE DON'T FEED HIM FROM THE TABLE. is set across the chest in heavy block capitals, the rule stated with a perfectly straight face. Underneath, a sleeve reaches down from under the tablecloth and a hand pinches out one fry for a cartoon pup who is sitting very nicely, mouth open, tongue out, tail going. Four inks and thick outlines, flat and bold, so it reads from the other end of the table.

Warm and easy for long Sunday dinners and the walk after.

Wrap it as a gift from the dog at Christmas, hand it over on Father's Day, or give it to the friend who swears his rescue has never had a single chip.

Nobody saw anything.

Sizing

Relaxed Classic FitTrue to Size

Length Measure from the top of your shoulder, beside the collar, down to where you want the sweatshirt to end.

Chest Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, keeping it horizontal.

Size	Length	Chest
S	27	38-41
M	28	42-45
L	29	46-49
XL	30	50-53
2XL	31	54-57
3XL	32	58-61
4XL	33	62-65
5XL	34	66-69

Between sizes? Pick the smaller size for a trimmer fit.

* Measurements can vary by up to 2 inches.Measurements can vary by up to 5 cm.

Material & Care

Material

50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend. Sturdy and warm (8 oz/yd²)
Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant feel
1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Quarter-turned, so no crease down the middle

Fabric weight

LightweightHeavyweight

Softness

SoftExtra soft

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent
Non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
No fabric softener
Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest life
Cool iron inside out if necessary. Never iron the print itself
No dry cleaning